Can people not keep their minds out of the gutter? Earlier today I told my dad I'd like money toward a camcorder for Christmas so E and I could make movies of our adventures together. As soon as I said that I knew I'd made a mistake...
Dad: I don't think I want you two making movies together!
Me: I didn't mean that type of movie Dad!
Soon after I texted E at work.
Me: I told my dad that we wanted money toward a camcorder for Christmas.
E: For what?
Me: To record stuff. Maybe our honeymoon or something.
E: I doubt our families will want to see that.
Me: *Sigh* You're just like my dad.
Seriously, who in their right mind tapes themselves having sex? And why would anyone who knows me think I might be interested in doing it? If I ever have to talk about something sex related with dad again I'm gong to kill myself. Just a tad too awkward for me.
This is Me
- GB
- Lexington, Kentucky, United States
- I'm a normal 22 year old girl going through a lot of the major changes of a twenty something. My fiance and I just moved to Lexington, but we've lived all over the country. I also just finished my BA in psychology and am desperately looking for my first real job while also planning for an October wedding, attempting to make new friends, maintain an apartment, and take care of a rather boisterous cat.
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I'd be too embarrased about how fat my ass looks. haha
My mom actually asked when we're giving her babies in J's birthday card. Just the fact that she knows we do the nasty is mortifying.
@ sleepyjane
Oh my! That is extremely embarrassing. Lucky for me, my parents haven't caught the grandparent itch yet, but I definitely feel for you!
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