BITCH PLEASE!
You were "happily" pregnant with your new boyfriend but thought it was still important to let him know how much better you were than me. Bitch please!
I didn't even know who you were until you came into MY job and told me I better not mess with you. Bitch please!
He moved out of state and didn't tell you, now you're calling trying to find out his address. Bitch please!
He's ignored your Facebook friend request ten times and you're still not getting it. Bitch please!
You legally renamed the kid you had with someone else, two years after your breakup with him with his obscure first name. Bitch please!
We're getting married in less than a month, you broke up with him almost three years ago and still can't move on. Bitch please!
I usually try to be more mature than this, but it's just turning out to be one of those days.
2 comments:
Maybe you need to plant a foot up her ass!
@Organic Meatbag
That's exactly what I've been thinking, but for some reason E doesn't think it would help the situation. Too bad!
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